The link between porn stars, insanity and mob violence
Jeff Laurie of Sex News Daily included several seemingly unrelated news reports in a recent issue. Because of the length of the reports, my response is first:
“I’ve long hypothesized that most porn stars are either addicts or children of addicts. Jameson is both. I’d also theorize that men who chop off their penises, mistaking them for chickens, are under the influence and, at age 67, long-time alcoholics. And same for leaders of mobs in Nigeria.”
Here are the reports:
Annals of the Bizarre
Mob kills politician for stealing man’s penis
You could understand this contemporary African phenomenon if it’d happened, say, 10,000 years ago, when belief without science ruled the minds of early humans. But in the present century, you’d think a guy would look between his legs before accusing another guy of stealing his penis. Jibril Na-Allah, a Nigerian government official, was in the village of Maiduguri to attend a workshop. As he was getting directions to a restaurant, one of the men he was talking with suddenly accused Jibril of stealing his penis. The word spread almost instantly and before long a mob was beating the hapless official. Who soon died of his injuries. The men who attacked him were arrested, but there’s no word if one of them was missing his penis.
There’s nobody angrier than a man who’s penis has been stolen.
Annals of the Bizarre, Part II
Man accidentally cuts off penis — dog quickly devours it
Constantin Mocanu, 67, couldn’t sleep because a noisy chicken was keeping him awake. Fed up, he charged into his backyard and took a swipe with a knife at the chicken’s neck to silence it. But wait! That wasn’t a chicken’s neck! That was his penis. And just as understanding and pain made their way to his brain, but before Constantin could bend over and pick up the misunderstood wand, his Best Friend the Dog sprinted to the scene and gobbled up it up. End of story. “I confused it with the chicken’s neck,” said Miserable Mocanu. He is recovering in the hospital.
The Man Who Mistook His Penis for a Chicken.
Porn Star Hits It Big as Bestselling Writer. In case you aren’t aware of it, porn star Jenna Jamison’s nearly 600-page autobiography is on The New York Times Best Seller List. It’s entitled How To Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale.
Porn Star Hits It Big as Bestselling Writer
Tue Oct 5, 2004 02:11 PM ET
By Victoria Looseleaf
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – She’s got two bodyguards, four dogs, a surgically enhanced double D-cup bust and an almost 600-page book on the best-seller list.
“How To Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale” written with Neil Strauss is more self-absorbed than Bill Clinton’s tome although Jameson says, “Clinton had more sex.”
That depends, of course, on what you mean by sex, undeniably the thrust of Jameson’s oeuvre. The book teems with bare-breasted photos, comic book panels, handwritten diary entries and graphic detail.
“I’ve had … women tell me I’m their idol,” Jameson, 30, said in a recent interview. “They want to be like me. They’re seeing the glamour icon but don’t realize … there are more facets to me besides spreading my legs.”
But having great legs doesn’t hurt in this anatomy-is-destiny tale. Born in Las Vegas to a cop turned criminal father and showgirl mother who died when she was 2, Jameson entered the X-rated world at age 17.
Wanting to be a stripper at Vegas’ Crazy Horse Too, the voluptuous blond was told to come back after getting rid of her braces. That night, Jameson says, she yanked the metal off her teeth with pliers and wire-cutters and never looked back.
Changing her name to Jameson (after the whiskey), the teen grinded her way up from stripper to X-rated photo model, eventually becoming a porn performer. The book chronicles a litany of sordid escapades, including a gang rape and Jameson’s eating disorders, drug addictions and numerous lesbian and three-way affairs, both on and off camera.
As a cinematic porn goddess, Jameson says she only worked five times a year, usually with the same partner. “I was lucky to not have caught any sexual diseases, even though I worked without condoms for two years.”
Today Jameson says she is monogamous and happily married to Jay Grdina and only has sex — both on-screen and off- — with her husband, an adult-film studio owner and business entrepreneur. The couple started a film production, marketing and web hosting company. So with Jameson a millionaire who no longer needs to bare her body for bucks, one wonders why she persists.
…If I do have a daughter,” she says with resolve, “there’s no way in hell I would allow her to be a porn star and go through the things I went through.”