Great alcoholic joke
Girls’ Night Out
Why women should avoid a “girls night out” after they are married……………
The other night I was invited out for a night with “the girls.” I told my
husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!”
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door,
the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible
conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told
him “Midnight”. He didn’t seem pissed off at all. I thought, ” Whew! I
got away with that one! ”
Then he said, “We need a new cuckoo clock.”
When I asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed
three times, then said, “Oh shit!”, cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it’s
throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
tripped over the coffee table and farted.”