A drunk isn’t shy
Alcoholic Antic-of-the-Month
Nathan Ryan Baird, 26, entered a bar in the ski town of Mammoth Lakes, California, took off all of his clothes and went to sleep on the couch in front of the fireplace in the presence of about 150 patrons. Baird was arrested, booked and released. The next day, the Mammoth Lakes Police Department received two reports of stolen vehicles within minutes of each other--a Ford Expedition and a Toyota 4-Runner, both while left idling in driveways. After a pursuit, Baird, fully clothed, was apprehended in the Expedition. Police later figured out that Baird stole the Expedition, but switched to the Toyota. After finding that the Toyota was nearly out of gas, he took it to a Chevron station, ...