Living room fryer causes fire; no, that’s “alcoholic” causes fire because, well, you won’t believe this one…
Story from "This is True"by Randy Cassingham, with his "tagline:â€
"COUCH MEAT AND POTATOES: Police in Columbia, Mo., responded to a report of a house fire. They arrived to smoke -- and screams for help. The four officers used their batons to help smash through the front door, and rescued a victim inside while keeping the flames at bay with fire extinguishers from their cars. Manuel Douglas, 56, explained that he had been cooking a pork steak in the deep fryer he has next to his living room couch, and fell asleep. The fryer set the room on fire. (Columbia Tribune) ...What, and he couldn't spray beer on it from the tap next to the easy chair?â€
Randy, you've been reading this ...
