What would you do…if you want a pizza at 11:40 pm on a Sunday, don’t have any money to buy one—and you have alcoholic biochemistry? (TAR Lite #37)
Would you:
1. Borrow some money and go find an open pizza shop?
2. Ask a friend to go pick up a pizza for you?
3. Instead, scrounge up something in your kitchen?
4. Go to Papa John's and demand free pizza and, when an employee says "no," assault him, steal a few pies and run off?
Congratulations if you selected # 4, which is what Michael Joseph Runko, 28, did after his pizza munchies took possession of him. Upon leaving the shop, he encountered a delivery man from whom he demanded money. When this victim refused, Runko struck him and threw a brick at his delivery vehicle. He spat and swung at arresting troopers, who committed him to the local county prison. He was ...