An 11-year-old alcoholic.
Story from "This is Trus" by Randy Cassingham, with his "tagline:"
"CAN'T CATCH ME EITHER: A patrol officer in Orange Beach, Ala., saw a speeding car, but it sped up when he tried to pull it over. The ensuing chase exceeded 100 mph until the fleeing driver sideswiped another car and flipped. The cop's patrol car camera captured what happened next: he cautiously approached with his gun drawn, unsure of what sort of desperate felon he was dealing with. Then, "you can see his reaction on the video," Police Chief Greg Duck said. "He was expecting someone else." What he found was a drunk 11-year-old girl at the wheel. Duck refused to specify how drunk, but the girl was beyond even ...
