Alcoholics need babysitters.
Story from "This is True"by Randy Cassingham, with his "tagline:â€
"SOMEHOW, THEY REMINDED HIM OF MOM: Dancers at a strip club in Tampa, Fla., called the sheriff about a customer. ‘It was the way he was acting,' one said -- not just that he was intoxicated, but it was the baby. ‘I asked, 'Where's the mom?',' the dancer said, but the man was ‘evasive' about why he had the 6-month-old, and what he was doing with it. Finally, the man blurted out his plan: ‘I need someone to watch the baby for a week or two,' he told the dancer, Minouche Eliasin. ‘I'll come back,' he promised. ‘You guys are so nice. Thanks, I appreciate it.' By then deputies had arrived ...
