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		<title>What does it take for a woman to be kicked out of a bar?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2015 19:43:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Story from “This is True” by Randy Cassingham, with his “tagline:” “Dance Fever: A woman called for sheriff’s deputies in Naples, Fla. When they arrived, she told them she had been in a bar, ‘dancing with Jim Carey in the Batman costume,’ and wanted them to ask the bartender why he threw her out. Deputies [&#8230;]]]></description>
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		<title>Another exhibitionist, another addict.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2015 18:41:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stories from “This is True” by Randy Cassingham, with his “tagline:” “Vroom: It wasn’t such a big deal that Karen Marie Dilworth, 50, was having sex with the motorcycle in her Ormond Beach, Fla., garage. The problem was, the garage door was open, and the young boy outside, and various other neighbors, couldn’t help but [&#8230;]]]></description>
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		<title>Drunk math teacher. At least she&#8217;ll understand .205 BAL.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[And, because we’ve missed so many issues this year and, well, because this one’s too good to pass up, a BONUS alcoholic Antic-of-the-Month: “Calculate the Odds of this Catching up with Her: A student at Poston Butte High School in San Tan Valley, Ariz., complained a math teacher was drunk in her classroom. The principal [&#8230;]]]></description>
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		<title>Only an addict would perform surgery on himself.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Story from “This is True” by Randy Cassingham, with his “tagline:” “That Throbbing Pain: John Martin Novak, 48, of Buhl, Idaho, said he needed sinus surgery to fix a snoring problem. He decided to do the surgery himself. ‘He described that he stuck two straws up his nose,’ the resulting police report says, ‘and was [&#8230;]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2014 20:47:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Story from “This is True” by Randy Cassingham, with his “tagline:” “Gimme My Keys: Jennifer Grooms, 29, called police from a Palm Beach Gardens, Fla., restaurant. She complained that parking valets refused to give her car keys to her because they thought she was drunk. The responding officers agreed with the valets, but Grooms insisted [&#8230;]]]></description>
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		<title>Man can&#8217;t get money from an ATM so he robs the bank</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2014 19:32:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Doug Thorburn]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Story from “This is True” by Randy Cassingham, with his “tagline:” “Overdrawn on Intelligence: James Andrews, 43, tried to use the ATM at his bank in St. Petersburg, Fla. When the ATM said he had no money in his account, he went inside to find out why. After the teller said he had a negative [&#8230;]]]></description>
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		<title>Alcoholic antics cost us all in either tax dollars or increased health insurance premiums.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Story from “This is True” by Randy Cassingham, with his “tagline:” “A SOBER ASSESSMENT: When Tom Stilwell, 20, woke up in a hospital, the British man living in Auckland, New Zealand, was told what brought him there. He had arrived at his apartment after a night out with friends to discover he was locked out. [&#8230;]]]></description>
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		<title>How to make sense of running her over and yelling, &#8220;I love you baby!&#8221; using anything other than the lens of addiction?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 May 2013 21:21:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Story from “This is True” by Randy Cassingham, with his “tagline:” “TRUE LOVE II: Police in Charleston, S.C., were called to sort out a domestic dispute at an apartment complex. As far as they can piece things together, Charles Baker, 33, got into a fight with his unnamed girlfriend, also 33, in the parking lot. [&#8230;]]]></description>
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		<title>If we are to prevent Secret Service agents from qualifying for &#8220;antic of the month,&#8221; they need to be screened and tested for alcoholism</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 May 2013 18:23:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Story from “This is True” by Randy Cassingham, with his “tagline:” “STRIKE TWO: After a sex scandal in Colombia, the U.S. Secret Service, which is charged with providing protection to the president and presidential candidates, issued an order prohibiting ‘excessive drinking’ by agents. Weeks after that order, President Barack Obama made a Florida campaign stop [&#8230;]]]></description>
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		<title>Alcoholism doesn&#8217;t mesh well with a GPS.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2012 23:46:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Doug Thorburn]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Story from “This is True” by Randy Cassingham, with his “tagline:” “PENALTY STROKE: Patricia A. Maione, 46, ‘stated that her GPS had told her to turn left,’ a Northbridge, Mass., police officer wrote in his report. ‘She stated that this left brought her into a &#8216;cornfield&#8217; and once she was in the &#8216;cornfield&#8217; she kept [&#8230;]]]></description>
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