Runners-Up for July ’05: Russell Crowe, Michael Lohan, Michael Jackson and plenty of others
Runners-up for top story of the month: Russell Crowe, whose wife Daniell Spencer had already asked him to stop drinking because it "seems to make him so aggressive,"assaulting a New York hotel employee with a phone and blaming it on "jet lag, loneliness and adrenaline."He explained that he was trying to call his wife to let her know that "I'm at home, I'm in bed, I haven't had too much to drink and, primely important, that I'm alone."At 4 a.m. He wore very dark sunglasses as he was escorted out in handcuffs. At 4 a.m. (A week later he was spotted joking about the incident -- while drinking at a Canadian pub.) Nineteen-year-old Sydney Simpson, following in her famous father's ...